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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 4:53 am

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rendeer Damn Santa, you've been hanging out in Rudalph's dressing room again haven't you?
santa Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 4:55 am

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:santa Happy Halloween!
rendeer Damn Santa, you've been hanging out in Rudalph's dressing room again haven't you?
santa Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!
rendeer Why, so you can make jerky?
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 4:56 am

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:santa Happy Halloween!
rendeer Damn Santa, you've been hanging out in Rudalph's dressing room again haven't you?
santa Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!
rendeer Why, so you can make jerky?
santa No, because I'm out of floss!
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 4:58 am

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:santa Happy Halloween!
rendeer Damn Santa, you've been hanging out in Rudalph's dressing room again haven't you?
santa Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!
rendeer Why, so you can make jerky?
santa No, because I'm out of floss!

albino Damn Blitzen, you got TOLD!
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Re: Power Up!!

Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:00 am

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:santa Happy Halloween!
rendeer Damn Santa, you've been hanging out in Rudalph's dressing room again haven't you?
santa Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!
rendeer Why, so you can make jerky?
santa No, because I'm out of floss!

albino Damn Blitzen, you got TOLD!

rendeer Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:03 am

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
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JimithyMcFarlander wrote: santa Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!
rendeer Why, so you can make jerky?
santa No, because I'm out of floss!

albino Damn Blitzen, you got TOLD!

rendeer Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

albino * blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:06 am

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rendeer Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

albino * blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

rendeer Sure they do..
And I suppose next you're going to tell us,
that you have Picasso living up your ass?!
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Re: Power Up!!

Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:09 am

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

rendeer Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

albino * blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

rendeer Sure they do..
And I suppose next you're going to tell us,
that you have Picasso living up your ass?!

albino .... No! Of course not,
that would be blasphemous! I have a condition..
my physician tells me I have too much dye in my diet.
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Re: Power Up!!

Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:14 am

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
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rendeer Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

albino * blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

rendeer Sure they do..
And I suppose next you're going to tell us,
that you have Picasso living up your ass?!

albino .... No! Of course not,
that would be blasphemous! I have a condition..
my physician tells me I have too much dye in my diet.

rendeer Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:16 am

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

rendeer Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

albino * blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

rendeer Sure they do..
And I suppose next you're going to tell us,
that you have Picasso living up your ass?!

albino .... No! Of course not,
that would be blasphemous! I have a condition..
my physician tells me I have too much dye in my diet.

rendeer Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

albino Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:18 am

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

rendeer Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

albino * blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

rendeer Sure they do..
And I suppose next you're going to tell us,
that you have Picasso living up your ass?!

albino .... No! Of course not,
that would be blasphemous! I have a condition..
my physician tells me I have too much dye in my diet.

rendeer Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

albino Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

rendeer Yea, I only work one day a year..
Of course I've seen that movie... and every other movie ever!
It was good. I wouldn't watch it sober though.
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:24 am

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rendeer Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

albino Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

rendeer Yea, I only work one day a year..
Of course I've seen that movie... and every other movie ever!
It was good. I wouldn't watch it sober though.

albino Okay, well.. it's just like the movie...
There is a portal to inside of me, in front of some principle's house!
And every time the damn kids egg his house, they always wind up inside of me.
Except instead of coming out on the new jersey turnpike,
I have to shit them out! I swear, hollywood is so dramatic sometimes!
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Re: Power Up!!

Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:26 am

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
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rendeer Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

albino Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

rendeer Yea, I only work one day a year..
Of course I've seen that movie... and every other movie ever!
It was good. I wouldn't watch it sober though.

albino Okay, well.. it's just like the movie...
There is a portal to inside of me, in front of some principle's house!
And every time the damn kids egg his house, they always wind up inside of me.
Except instead of coming out on the new jersey turnpike,
I have to shit them out! I swear, hollywood is so dramatic sometimes!

rendeer HmMm.... Well alright, yea!
That makes perfect sense! Wow, I never would of guessed!
I'm sure anyone eavesdropping in this conversation,
will feel much more educated now. For sure!
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Re: Power Up!!

Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:28 am

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

rendeer Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

albino Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

rendeer Yea, I only work one day a year..
Of course I've seen that movie... and every other movie ever!
It was good. I wouldn't watch it sober though.

albino Okay, well.. it's just like the movie...
There is a portal to inside of me, in front of some principle's house!
And every time the damn kids egg his house, they always wind up inside of me.
Except instead of coming out on the new jersey turnpike,
I have to shit them out! I swear, hollywood is so dramatic sometimes!

rendeer HmMm.... Well alright, yea!
That makes perfect sense! Wow, I never would of guessed!
I'm sure anyone eavesdropping in this conversation,
will feel much more educated now. For sure!

albino Yep, I'm just glad no one wants to be a giant talking rabbit for 10 minutes.
And it also helps that the principle's birthday is the same day as Easter!
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:30 am

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

rendeer Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

albino Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

rendeer Yea, I only work one day a year..
Of course I've seen that movie... and every other movie ever!
It was good. I wouldn't watch it sober though.

albino Okay, well.. it's just like the movie...
There is a portal to inside of me, in front of some principle's house!
And every time the damn kids egg his house, they always wind up inside of me.
Except instead of coming out on the new jersey turnpike,
I have to shit them out! I swear, hollywood is so dramatic sometimes!

rendeer HmMm.... Well alright, yea!
That makes perfect sense! Wow, I never would of guessed!
I'm sure anyone eavesdropping in this conversation,
will feel much more educated now. For sure!

albino Yep, I'm just glad no one wants to be a giant talking rabbit for 10 minutes.
And it also helps that the principle's birthday is the same day as Easter!

rendeer But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:31 am

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rendeer But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

albino That's the thing! I don't do that either.
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:32 am

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rendeer But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

albino That's the thing! I don't do that either.

rendeer Really? Well then who's doing it?
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:34 am

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rendeer But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

albino That's the thing! I don't do that either.

rendeer Really? Well then who's doing it?

albino That would me my mom. She's just so proud of them for some reason!
Have you ever tried to hang an egg up on a refrigerator?! It's tough.
So she just fills up baskets of them, and shares them with the world.
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:35 am

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rendeer But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

albino That's the thing! I don't do that either.

rendeer Really? Well then who's doing it?

albino That would me my mom. She's just so proud of them for some reason!
Have you ever tried to hang an egg up on a refrigerator?! It's tough.
So she just fills up baskets of them, and shares them with the world.

rendeer OHH!! .. But wait, what does that have to do with Jesus Christ?
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:37 am

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
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rendeer But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

albino That's the thing! I don't do that either.

rendeer Really? Well then who's doing it?

albino That would me my mom. She's just so proud of them for some reason!
Have you ever tried to hang an egg up on a refrigerator?! It's tough.
So she just fills up baskets of them, and shares them with the world.

rendeer OHH!! .. But wait, what does that have to do with Jesus Christ?

albino Absolutely nothing as far as I know.
Let's ask Santa maybe he'll know?!
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:38 am

rendeer & albino Hey Santa, could you come here for a second?!
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:40 am

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:rendeer & albino Hey Santa, could you come here for a second?!


santa * mumble mumble *
What is it? What do you twerps want now?
Can't you see Rudalph and I are playing reindeer games?
* snort...sniffle... wipe *
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:41 am

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:rendeer & albino Hey Santa, could you come here for a second?!


santa * mumble mumble *
What is it? What do you twerps want now?
Can't you see Rudalph and I are playing reindeer games?
* snort...sniffle... wipe *

rendeer Sorry sir, we just have a quick question for you!
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:42 am

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:rendeer & albino Hey Santa, could you come here for a second?!


santa * mumble mumble *
What is it? What do you twerps want now?
Can't you see Rudalph and I are playing reindeer games?
* snort...sniffle... wipe *

rendeer Sorry sir, we just have a quick question for you!

albino Yea, we were wondering what the easter bunny,
and easter egg hunting has to do with the celebration of Jesus christ.
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Post  JimithyMcFarlander on Wed May 21, 2008 5:42 am

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:rendeer & albino Hey Santa, could you come here for a second?!


santa * mumble mumble *
What is it? What do you twerps want now?
Can't you see Rudalph and I are playing reindeer games?
* snort...sniffle... wipe *

rendeer Sorry sir, we just have a quick question for you!

albino Yea, we were wondering what the easter bunny,
and easter egg hunting has to do with the celebration of Jesus christ.

santa Well, why the hell would I know that?
You're the damn easter bunny, you tell me!
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